You are a woman and I am a full grown boy.

onetwoawesome: Mother May I - eatmewhileimhot I’m only...

Mon, 18 May 2009 18:08:20 -0400

Mother May I - eatmewhileimhot

I’m only breaking my freakin’ Tumblr hiatus because I love christoferdrewingle and I want you all to listen to his sexy, screamy voice.

My dearest Tumblr...

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:34:32 -0500

So a while back Scott began taunting me with the appalling idea that I, Allison Jude Kay, was addicted to Tumblr. Not being one to take such mockery lightly, I gave it up for a very long time. Recently Scott (whining, like the little bitch he is) demanded that I return so we could discuss something he recently saw. I refused, a point is no point unless it is driven home hard and with authority.

Needless to say, my dear Tumblr, I believe it has been long enough. I’m running out of things to do on the internet, I need the added waste of time. So I return, gallant, and triumphant, and SO much more awesome then Scott is.

auburnsky: GPOYW: Gangsta/Alley I Still Have Your Bandanna...

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:31:40 -0500

auburnsky:

GPOYW: Gangsta/Alley I Still Have Your Bandanna Edition.

I was wondering where the hell that was! Boo, you whore!

thewilliambeckett: Alex DeLeon and I at Carrabba’s Italian...

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:44:43 -0500

thewilliambeckett:

Alex DeLeon and I at Carrabba’s Italian Grill awaiting our desserts. We spent the dinner debating what song to cover next. I love touring with these dudes… Sisky is eating what he calls “the best dessert I’ve ever tasted.” We don’t know what it’s called unfortunately… The waiter is definitely hitting on me… Yes, the waiter.

Singer=instant reblog.

MARTHA

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:31:36 -0500

I just got my ticket to Forever the Sickest Kids/The Cab/We the Kings online, it only cost 20 bucks. Go do the same!

www.thebamboozle.com

It’s under Bamboozle Road Tour, or something.

wildephotog: Forever the Sickest Kids - Whoa Oh! (Me vs....

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:10:57 -0500

wildephotog:

Forever the Sickest Kids - Whoa Oh! (Me vs. Everyone)

This song gets me so pumped!

I’m glad you’re enjoying the CD!

CAN'T WEAR SKINNY JEANS CUZ MY DICK WON'T FIT

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 14:06:41 -0500

onetwoawesome:

glamorous-vandal:

yourblogginisbullshit:

THAT SHIT IS GAY. IF YOU’RE GAY WEAR THEM, IF I SEE A SO CALLED STRAIGHT MAN IN SKINNY JEANS I LAUGH IN THEIR FACE. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE WOMENS JEANS ON? WHAT DO YOU GET OUT OF BEING IN COMPETITION WITH A WOMAN ON WHOS PANTS ARE TIGHTER AND/OR SKINNIER? JUST FUCKIN DISGUSTING

haha the worst is when you see a slightly chubby dude in um skinny jeans like SUPER SKINNY JEANS…wtf? ooh or dudes with an ass fatter then yours…your like…pause? haha deez remember that dude at wendys…rofl

Wow. I love seeing people say stuff like, “that shit is gay”. Awesome. We’re moving forward, people.

But Lyndsay! You can just feel the charm, selflessness, and high moral standards of these individuals just rooolling out of your computer screen, can’t you?

1.18.09

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 11:44:49 -0500

qod:

What will you name your children?

Haha Lyndsay and I have already has this discussion. Asher Nicholas if it’s a boy (Nicholas is my brother, Asher we just love the sound of) and Elizabeth Helene for a girl (Elizabeth for her side of the family, Helene for mine).

…… wtf is going on here, Joaquin.

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 15:35:54 -0500

……

wtf is going on here, Joaquin.

wildephotog: alleyfuckingkay: dsquared92: Yes! I love how...

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 15:33:39 -0500

wildephotog:

alleyfuckingkay:

dsquared92:

Yes! I love how all these great things are coming to Indiana! So thankful!
OH GOD WE THE KINGS AND THE CAB AND OH GOOOD FOREVER THE SICKEST KIDS.

HOB? Yes, please. Alley, what are you doing April 16th?

Um, going with you to see my boyfriends in FTSK, WtK and the Cab play some sweet, sweet music. Maybe do some falling in love with the other two bands. Drink and wonder why no one else is dancing aside from us. It’s a date then?

onetwoawesome: Smile Friday What a fuckin’ babe.

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:37:18 -0500

onetwoawesome:

Smile Friday

What a fuckin’ babe.

I’m one of my own tumblr crushes, apparently. I TOLD you...

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 19:35:49 -0500

I’m one of my own tumblr crushes, apparently.

I TOLD you I’m a Libra.

IS everyone on Tumblr a Capricorn?

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 19:30:43 -0500

mynameisnotgeneva:

onetwoawesome:

sufjanssteven:

cosmicsquirreljustice:

kenezra:

hahanotfunny:

getitgurl:

hahanotfunny:

Cause there’s a shitton of birthdays lately.

TAURUS FTW

Earth Signs ftw.

Gemini!

Leo/Virgo cusp.

Aries/Taurus here.

Taurus. We’re sexy.

I’m a libra. AKA EVERYBODY LOOK AT MEEEEEEE.

dsquared92: Yes! I love how all these great things are coming...

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 19:04:42 -0500

dsquared92:

Yes! I love how all these great things are coming to Indiana! So thankful!

OH GOD WE THE KINGS AND THE CAB AND OH GOOOD FOREVER THE SICKEST KIDS.

TUMBLR! What's YOUR iPod's Name?

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:28:43 -0500

mburke8:

dylicious:

theipodguru:

spencer.

Ubiquity II. Ubiquity because every article written about  says something about the “ubiquitous iPod”, and II because I retired Ubiquity I.

Francesca II.

Danny. Pretty simple.

onetwoawesome: theipodguru: onemoretimewithfeeling: folkinz: ...

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:27:48 -0500

onetwoawesome:

theipodguru:

onemoretimewithfeeling:

folkinz:

beware the wheelers… (via)

Scariest movie ever.

HAHAH, I know this movie. my brother made me watch it.

I
FUCKING
LOVE
THIS
FUCKING
MOVIE!

I saw this once at like…three in the morning. It ruined my life, I hated it so hard haha.

Believers Never Die Part Deux.

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 20:29:47 -0500

lhh:

elliep:

hannahjohnson:

Who would rather see a different band on the Fall Out Boy tour instead of Metro Station?

every single person in ~~america~~ the World should raise their hand right now.

Fixed!

…I like Metro Station LOL. They’re definitely not the most profound band in the world but shit, they’re really fun to dance to!

1.15.09

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:55:06 -0500

theipodguru:

qod:

We got a late one!

Whats your middle name?

daniel.

Jude!

Tagged by just about all my friends?

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 10:38:00 -0500

1. I like going by Alley, but I’ve started going by Allison at work and when I introduce myself to people now though. I feel it sounds more adult.

2. I haven’t been able to sit down and just read a book I enjoy for months now. I miss it so much, you have no idea.

3. I almost had a twin, but I ate it in the womb or some shit.

4. I get angry faster then any of you realize. I just have a terrible problem internalizing my feelings, so you never hear about it.

5. Ghosts and books/movies about them scare me like nooobody’s business.

6. I’m on the first diet I’ve EVER been on right now, and it’s going pretty well!

7. As soon as I finish college I’m moving to Canada to marry this cute little thing that I love insanely.

8. I’m a virgin. I hate when people are condescending or try to give me “advice” about my first time. I get it, you’ve had sex. I don’t need to hear about it every five minutes.

9. Jane Eyre is the one book I can read over and over again without getting sick of it.

10. I hate Twilight soooo fucking much, you have no idea. But I will continue to see it, because I think on of the guys in it is super hot.

11. I’ve never been much into comic books, but every time my girlfriend makes me watch a new superhero movie I fall in love with it.

12. I’m a pretty devout Christian, I just don’t believe in forcing my beliefs or opinions down other people’s throats.

13. I love romance, but I feel like I’m bad at it so I get all nervous and awkward every time I try.

14. Sometimes I randomly think about my brother and start crying like he just died yesterday. This actually happened this week.

15. I’m a happier person then this list is making it seem!

16. I’m OBSESSED with makeup. I’m pretty darn good at it, too.

keebs: hotg0ssip: (via dragonflyleadlight) I think I had...

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:00:28 -0500

keebs:

hotg0ssip:

(via dragonflyleadlight)

I think I had that shirt when I was like, six. I love you, Ryland.