You are a woman and I am a full grown boy.

My dearest Tumblr...

So a while back Scott began taunting me with the appalling idea that I, Allison Jude Kay, was addicted to Tumblr. Not being one to take such mockery lightly, I gave it up for a very long time. Recently Scott (whining, like the little bitch he is) demanded that I return so we could discuss something he recently saw. I refused, a point is no point unless it is driven home hard and with authority.

Needless to say, my dear Tumblr, I believe it has been long enough. I’m running out of things to do on the internet, I need the added waste of time. So I return, gallant, and triumphant, and SO much more awesome then Scott is.